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Posts by James Fitzpatrick

Review: ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ – More Vampire Love, Sex, and Children for the Twihards

It is amazing how as adults we get enmeshed in the fervor of teen angst which is the Twilight franchise. You bet your sun-diamond sparkled bottom that I saw Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 well ...

Review: ‘Pitch Perfect’ – The Pitch Will Leave A Stitch In Your Side From Laughter

For those of you that don’t know, I live in Arizona. Land of…well, desert. It seems that when some movies are released in the populated areas of the United States, it appears that the Powers That ...

Review: ‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ – Zombies No More, Kick Ass Galore

If you have never seen a Resident Evil movie, then you wouldn’t know that they are about zombies…if you have seen a Resident Evil movie, then you know they are not about zombies. What are they ...

Review: ‘The Bourne Legacy’ – A Quick Fix of WTF

I honestly have no idea what The Bourne Legacy was about. I am not sure if I needed to watch the first three Bourne movies starring Matt Damon, which I can say I have only seen ...

Review: ‘Magic Mike’ – Male Strippers and A Love Story, All In One Movie

What can I say about the movie Magic Mike? It is nothing but ALMOST naked men gyrating their pelvic areas in front of lonely women who throw money at them…or is it? I am totally going ...

Review: ‘Ted’ – What Happens When Stuffed Animals Walk Among Us and the Hilarity That Ensues

If you do not like Seth MacFarlane’s work (such as The Family Guy or American Dad), then you will not like Ted, the unbelievable true story about a little boy who has no friends (not even ...

Out of Sweden: The Import of Swedish Novels and Films to American Audiences

For a while there, it seemed that almost any American horror film was a re-creation/re-imaging of a Japanese one (think of any of the “THE” movies…THE Ring, THE Grudge…). Yes ladies and gentleman, it seems that ...

Review: ‘Prometheus’ – An Exciting Stand Alone Film Within The ‘Alien’ Series

If you want to go see Prometheus in hopes that it will explain the origin of the xenomorphs from the original Alien film franchise then you will be disappointed. Ridley Scott, the man oh-so-many years ago ...