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Posts by Joe Martinez

Grab Bag Review: ‘Total Recall’: Totally Redundant

If We Forget the Future, We are Doomed to Repeat It Why? Why was this movie made? Total Recall was worse than my expectations and they were very low. It’s ironic that the production company that made ...

‘Skyfall’ Official Trailer and Posters: Bland, James Bland

I’m not a big Bond fan but I have enjoyed a few of the 007 franchise offering. Holy cow, Skyfall  is the 23rd Bond film! The cool untouchable hero is not really my type though. I am ...

Grab Bag Review: “The Dark Knight Rises” Above Expectation and Evil

The tragedy in Colorado is truly frightening and disgusting. There isn’t much to be said about random insane violence like that except that I don’t think film violence causes someone to lose their mind like that. ...

Grab Bag Review: ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Boringest Vampire Movie Ever

Once again Hollywood shows us how not to make a comic book movie. I love the ridiculous mash-up ideas writers come up with like “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter“. It’s so laughable it could just work. I ...

Grab Bag Review: Take a Pleasant Journey to ‘Moonrise Kingdom’

Wes Anderson hits another bullseye with Moonrise Kingdom. Fitting perfectly into the director’s oeuvre (yeah, I would call Anderson’s filmography an oeuvre because he is one of those classic cinephile auteurs) the film fulfilled all my ...

New Prometheus Clip- The Prometheus Lands

I fully believe that Prometheus is going to be the coolest movie since Lord of the Rings.  It might not beat out The Avengers at the box office but I can’t wait to see it. I’m ...

Grab Bag Review: ‘Avengers’- Joss Whedon is the Avenger of the Nerds!

I set my expectations low for The Avengers since the hype was so massive ….but the film worked on many levels.  I think it did better than most fantasy films and much better than most blockbusters as ...

New Stills from ‘Django Unchained’

Here are a few still pictures from Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained, set for release at the end of the year.  Looks like another revenge flick. I reckon, there will be blood. ...